surprisebitch:
“ blameaspartame:
“ thanks mcdonelds
”
i really needed this
”

surprisebitch:

blameaspartame:

thanks mcdonelds

i really needed this

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c1504:
“ Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey
”

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

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fabulouslys:

100% something i would do 

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famousrecord:

😂😂😂😂😂 “White chicks in the summer ☀️”

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ianstagram:

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

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pro-gay:

you: why do you say straight people are bad

me:

image

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